Them Intertubes Process

| Saturday, December 5, 2015 | |
The Interwebs Process:

On the posting of any idea, concept, or invention, the web reaction will be as follows:

1)  There's no problem.  There's no need for this.  This is just the reaction of (insert group you hate here) trying to (insert nefarious intent here).  You're an idiot for disagreeing with (insert group you respect here)

2)  Okay, there is an issue, but it won't work.  You don't understand the (science, cost, politics, mechanics, will of the divine) regarding this.  Who's gonna pay for this?  You're an idiot for disagreeing with (insert group you respect here).  You don't have the (money, skills, education, credits, cajones) to do this.  If this would have worked, someone else better than you would have already done it.

3)  Okay, it might work, but They (the government, the corporations, the police, the illuminati, the bankers, the reptilians, the minorities, the people with hamsters taped to their foreheads) won't let you do it.

4)  It'll work just fine.  It's brilliant!  I've always said so. You and me, buddy!

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